I’m not sure if I have proposed this idea before on the blog – but it was concocted by my talented fiance Maya as to why Tiger Woods played around so much – and I thinks its brilliant.
Basically it goes as follows. Tiger is half Black (father) half Asian (mother), but looks more Black than he does Asian. People think that Black people have massive Johnsons and that Asian people have little todgers. I’m not saying that either supposition is true, I’m just saying what I think other people think. Tiger looks Black so people expect him to have a huge Wanger but due perhaps to his Asian heritage actually has a weiner. To make up for this discrepency between expectation and reality he found that he had to bang loads of women. Again, to repeat, not my theory – it’s Maya’s. Just putting it out there. Let me know what you think people.
The title of this article was provided by a one Joe Rosenblatt.
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Race doesnt determine genitalia size, c’mon!
Tiger married a slut but more importantly his blasianism still passes onto his children purely thanks to that whores recessive genes.
Just blasians with lighter skin and a slutty trailer trash mommy.
As I stated…. I’m not suggesting that gental size is determined by race…only that perception of said size is race related. And for the record Tiger describes refers to his ethnic make-up as “Cablinasian” (a syllabic abbreviation he coined from Caucasian, Black, American Indian, and Asian)